i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
true life: both
(via ectogammat)
See, I tried being sad after all the bullshit that happened today
but oh look what Da sent me
how can you be mad with those vaguely psychotic adorable eyes lookin at you?
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
cats that actually say meow
File under: Reasons I really want a siamese.
you guys do not seem to understand
do you hear this noise?
siamese cats make it ALL THE DAMN TIME.
ESPECIALLY IF THEY AREN’T SPAYED/NEUTERED.
I had one. beautiful cat. graceful. amazingly charming when she wanted to be.
but she would make this noise whenever she felt like it.
and cats? they like to stay way the fuck up late.
I stay up late. and this cat still out-insomnia’d me.
also she was very mean to everyone but my dad, so fuck that cat.
(via crusherling)
turtles return to the mother ship
(via retroactivebakeries)
What would the members of your ship be like had they never met?
remember the “name a woman” video???
this one is better
this is my new favorite thing
IT’S SPOCK, DO YOU CARE?
“That’s not Spock.”
Looks like someone isn’t a neotrekker.